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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

clannyphantom:

i feel like every time i make a text post all my followers are like

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mstrkrftz:

Time Stacks by Matt Molloy

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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toomuchnerdlife:

pluronmyface:

look how happy tyler the creator got when he met eminem

You mean Jonah Hill..?

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.